Funniest Quotes About DrivingHere are the most interesting quotes about driving safety

These quotes are funny and easy to remember. That will be useful for you in some case.

  • When driving life’s road, keep your foot on the gas, don’t drive in reverse,and don’t let speed bumps slow you down
  • The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
  • There are more men than women in mental hospitals…which just goes to show who’s driving whom crazy.
  • My car finally heats up when I reach my destination.
  • Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
  • Love is like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
  • Some people are really going all out for Halloween. The guy driving behind me even got sirens & flashing lights to go with his cop costume.
  • If you’re out driving tonight please put away your phone and watch out for the children! Happy Halloween!
  • That awkward moment when you’re texting and driving and the car in front of you has a bumper sticker that says ‘don’t drive and text.’
  • I wish I could tell you how much I care but all I can do is sit and stare. I don’t know how to explain this pain it’s driving me crazy not being able to let it out I think I’ll go insane. You are special to me in so many different ways I don’t know exactly what sets you apart from the rest but you’ve stolen my heart straight from my chest. I’m trapped inside my love I never will be freed. Of the pain I always have. Of this aching, biting need. It hurts because I miss you and the pain will never cease. It’ll never let me forget my love. Never give me peace I can’t change the way I feel. I’ll live with it instead I loved you then, I love you now. I’ll love you when I’m dead.
  • Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it’s a very short list.
  • The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
  • As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn’t want to eat this week anyways.
  • You know you are drunk if you swerve to miss a tree than realize it is the air freshener hanging from your mirror.
  • If Big Sean’s voice was Siri’s Voice on the iPhone 5…’Turn left boiiii…Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee.’
  • When the car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a bit so the cars behind me can see I’m not causing the traffic.
  • I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
  • It’s always awesome when my blinker matches the beat of the song on the radio.
  • I listen to music while doing homework, texting, singing, dancing, eating, talking, driving, walking, running, living, breathing…
  • Look officer, I’m not being a smartass. All I’m sayin’ is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
  • Everyone please be careful while driving. don’t text, speed, or forget to wear a seat belt. it just isnt worth it.
  • Texting & driving is not worth the risk!
  • Life without God is like driving without GPS making all the wrong turns, in the wrong lane taking double the time to get on the right track.
  • I used to hate red lights. Now they just give me time to text.

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